Stuck in an accident on 94. FML. Been sitting here for almost an hour. The Keeper is going to do some off roading to get us out of this shit. Yay!

Son of a—!!! I bought one we already have! I curse these Beanie Boo’s! Back to farm ‘n barn :( It is confirmed—the manager has a crush on me. I’m definitely the hottest thing that’s walked in that place, that is, since the last time the Keeper dragged me in there :)

M.I.A. “Bad Girls”

The girls received enough stickers on their behavioral chart to earn an award. Of course, they wanted the impossible-to-find Beanie Boo’s. After stopping at Wally World, Pick ‘n Save & 3 Walgreens stores, I finally found a large assortment at Farm & Fleet. Oh, how I love you, TY god.

I purchased more than I should have because I don’t want to go on another Beanie Boo Mission any time soon. The manager who helped me find the collectibles said in a flirtatious voice “wow, you’re a really nice, Mom, huh?!” Pssssh, shit mister, you don’t even know!

The girls sleep in a king size bed with plenty of room, but they cuddle up together anyway. Absolutely darling!

Pre-Summer Fun!

Queens of the hill!

Santigold “Disparate Youth”

ENGAGED! AHHHHHHH

And Stella loves Justin Bieber. Watch out! ;)

Drive (2011) - Nightcall

The Muppets: “Man or Muppet” Music Video